I just want a girl I can get high with all day, eat with, watch movies with, take naps with, have sex with, and then proceed to slice her nipples off with a cheese grater so I can cook it in the oven with her broken fingernails that I ripped off with a spoon.

Is that so much to ask for? 

3 months ago on February 07, 2012 at 08:54pm
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  4. the-hashslingingslasher reblogged this from christianrsantoss and added:
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL omg public arguing hey everyone
  5. christianrsantoss reblogged this from the-hashslingingslasher and added:
    WTFUCK. I was being sarcastic you fell for my trap. Unless you’re being sarcastic, but anyways I’m still against being...
  6. nikesandkoolaid said: lol.
  7. nikesandkoolaid reblogged this from christianrsantoss and added:
    read my mind. haha
  8. dashwilly said: no u have rul low standards my dud
  9. legendsliving said: Wut…….
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